It’s Valentine’s Day, and love is in the air. Randy’s feeling, er, randy, but Gail is proving very high maintenance. Not surprisingly, given Gail’s lavish soda and taxi lifestyle, Randy ran for hills, never to be seen again. Luckily your friend and mine Page Peterson is on hand to impress upon Gail that she’s a complete brat and will die lonely and unloved.

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