So here you go, chaps, the truth is there for all to see: girls don’t flip for fellows who smoke. Indeed, we learn that smoking doesn’t make you feel ten feet tall. You’ll note, too, that Paulette Breen, Miss American Teenager, can’t get away fast enough — even though poor old Bob has never so much as sniffed a cigarette. Y’see, Bob might have his health, but he’s square in so many other ways, and Paulette is off to date the local bad-boy biker.

These were obviously more innocent times. Today if a guy asks you to take his butt, it might not be tobacco on his mind…

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