Adventure Comics #389

Adventure Comics #389, February 1970

And the lesson to be learned here is, don’t — whatever the heck you do — split up with Supergirl. She’ll turn you to stone and keep you as a trophy in the back garden!! I’m thinking the girl has issues. Perhaps she took Mae West literally: “A hard man is good to find.”

How many ex-boyfriends has she had anyway? There are nine we can see here, and she’s still a teenager. A popular lass is our Linda…

Art by Curt Swan and Murphy Anderson. © 2007 DC Comics